Smart Women Sass by Joan Reeves

Old Enough to Know Better by Joan Reeves

Funny, sexy, cougar-licious romance to warm your heart!

Smart women sass and utter statements that are often as amusing as they are profound.

I write romantic comedy and feature a lot of smart-mouth dialogue. Readers often tell me that they laugh out loud at some of the conversations between characters—especially my women characters because they have smart, sassy mouths.

I like writing dialogue, and I work hard to make it humorous. Sometimes it’s witty; sometimes it’s snarky. Sometimes it’s downright funny, and I find myself laughing like a loon as I type away. (My husband just shakes his head if he happens to be passing my office door at that moment.)

A lot of the dialogue in my books is stuff I’d love to say, but never do—because I was full of sass when I was a child. My mother scolded me constantly until I learned to put a filter between my mouth and my brain. Now I smart-off in writing which is more socially acceptable I suppose—and more profitable.

Smart Women Sass

I suppose it’s understandable that I like to collect witty quotations that are amusing. I often write a Sunday “Written Wisdom” post on my blog, SlingWords, using a quotation as inspiration. More often than not, the quotation I select was uttered by some smart—or smartass—woman. I thought I’d share some of my favorite such quotations with you today. (I used some of these to preface each chapter in my older woman-young man romantic comedy Old Enough To Know Better.)

Perhaps you’ll find some of these inspire you or motivate you to succeed. Or maybe they’ll just put a smile on your face. Here are a baker’s dozen of some favorite sassy words from smart women.

“If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.” Sue Grafton

“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde.” Dolly Parton

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” Erica Jong

“I think I alternate between optimism and anxiety. I realize that should either of these get out of hand I would probably need a clever doctor.” Elizabeth Jolley

“Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinion of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself.” Katherine Mansfield

“A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.” Jane Austen

“I think; therefore, I’m single.” Lizz Winstead

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” Elayne Boosler

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” Maryon Pearson

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Love is like the measles. The older you get, the worse the attack.” Mary Roberts Rinehart in The Man in Lower Ten.

Last, but not least, a wooden sign hanging on a hook by my desk: “Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!”

That’s right, face your challenges head on and deal with them rather than procrastinate, run, or hide (which I admit I sometimes prefer!).

Wishing you a very good day filled with lots of laughter—and sass!

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About Joan Reeves

Joan Reeves—Keeping Romance Alive...One Sexy Book at a Time—is a NY Times and USA Today bestselling author of Contemporary Romance. From Romantic Comedy to Romantic Thriller, all of her books have the same premise: "It's never too late to live happily ever after." Joan lives her happily-ever-after with her hero, her husband, in the Lone Star State. They divide their time between a book-cluttered home in Houston and a quiet house in the Texas Hill Country where they sit on the porch, stare at the big night sky, and listen to the coyotes howl. Sign up for Joan's Mailing List and be the first to know about new books and giveaways. Visit Joan's Blog, SlingWords.

7 Replies to “Smart Women Sass by Joan Reeves”

  1. Okay, your post made me laugh! And it is true: I love witty book humor. And snark. Know that when your husband shakes his head while you are laughing at your dialogue? Mine (and I am sure most do!) does the same thing when I laugh my head off whilst reading. :>)

    • Hello, Gale. Glad I got a laugh out of you. Aren’t husbands predictably the same? Bless their hearts. *g* I mostly write romantic comedy because I love a healthy dose of humor with my romance.

  2. One of the things that will always make me look for the second book by a new author I just found is if she/he can get me laughing. There’s nothing I like better than to be surprised by a witty remark or a humorous situation.
    Thanks for this post. I loved the witticisms….especially the one by Zsa Zsa :-)))

  3. Every good story should have some elements of humor and elements of romance, or else they are just plain boring. I put my hero upside down in a holly tree in my latest book. If you can’t laugh at yourself, or your characters, what kind of person are you? So don’t take yourself too seriously. Enjoy life. I, too, loved Zsa Zsa’s remark, and laughed out loud at it.

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